Why? there's no egg in a eggplant,
there is no pine nor apple in a pineapple,
and certainly no grape in grapefruit.
English is a huge paradox.
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
boxing rings are square,
and the human race has nothing to do with sports.
If we take a closer look,
we find that....
A house can burn-up and burn down at the same time.
And, you can fill in a form by filling it out!
Whats more,
strangely we find that....
French Fries were not invented in France,
nor was English muffins in England.
There's more to this stupidity,
just look at light bulb and a star.
A star is visible while its out,
But a bulb is invisible when it is out.
If a writer writes,
then why doesn't a finger fing?
If a teacher taught,
why didn't a preacher praught
If a vegetarian ate vegetables,
what the heck did the humanitarians eat!?!
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
then shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth.
If its hard for you to learn English, don't be surprise because it is just one dumb language.
